The Absolute State of Affairs

23 apr 2021
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This has to be my all-time favourite recipe! I make this every day for my 16 children, 4 husbands, 3 wives, 18 ex-husbands, 24 ex-wives, my mother, father, 48 step-dads, 39 step-mums, my 17 brothers and 20 sisters, my 4 half brothers, 6 step-brothers, 3 half-sisters, 4 step-sisters, my 15 cats, 25 dogs, 3 alligators, 58 cows, 7 chickens, 8 hamsters, 14 rats, 47 best friends, 164 colleagues, my 4 bosses, all 83 clients of mine, all my ancestors, that squirrel outside, the man looking in from my window, the girl in my bathtub, and the thing in the basement. It’s really simple and easy to make so I really love giving it to as many as I can!
Oh! how could I have forgotten! Silly me, here is a link to the recipe🤗:
lots of love,
Jhris Cansen

  • Jojo is that a fucking mullet

    jade migajade miga13 päeva tagasi
    • omg

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    • theo vonn little sister

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    • Ella Yoot 🐸it might be

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    • Jade is that you 👁👄👁

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    • @Joana Ceddia why hello there

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  • Finally someone else dealing with exema !!!!

    Ag BattAg Batt40 minutit tagasi
  • I'll be taking off my glasses to improve my eyesight 🤓😎

    Akshay DalviAkshay Dalvi2 tundi tagasi

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  • You are the best

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  • I can relate.

    Jaz PJaz P3 tundi tagasi
  • u look like chris jenner HAHAHA

    Molly AnderssonMolly Andersson4 tundi tagasi
  • have you ever thought of putting socks on your hands or clipping nails

    Steven LamSteven Lam4 tundi tagasi
  • “James Charles will blame it on desperation.” 😂 p.s. Try bathing in Chamomile Tea

    ObservetteMARCHObservetteMARCH5 tundi tagasi
  • Im sorry but that intro reminded me of filthy frank

    Ishana RampersadIshana Rampersad8 tundi tagasi
  • Sitting still is the enemy of the state. You continue to inspire me.

    Samuel ChamelSamuel Chamel8 tundi tagasi
  • Paris Ontario is in Canada

    ShayShay9 tundi tagasi
  • Nooooooo, she looks like Chris Jenner

    Lauren KangLauren Kang10 tundi tagasi

    dora the explorerdora the explorer11 tundi tagasi
  • Me who doesn’t have insane eczema so uhhhhhhhhh how does it feel?

    Nolan HuynhNolan Huynh11 tundi tagasi
  • So ur not dead

    Hayden CongerHayden Conger11 tundi tagasi
  • You should try the carnivore diet look up meat rx

    Luckyseven80Luckyseven8011 tundi tagasi
  • i hope you are getting back ... i love u john cenna

    Shubhreen kaurShubhreen kaur12 tundi tagasi
  • So my mom had this and I’m gonna say one thing and one thing only, M U N G B E A N. Like vegetables and mung bean and literally nothing else. My mother tried it her skin got 2837381937473 times better in like 1 month and hers was rlly bad like it was discolored as well. After 4 months she’s completely good 💃🕺💃🕺💃. Pls don’t attack me I’m only trying to help 😟 Also yes she did lose weight 🤨

    Spongebob SquarenailsSpongebob Squarenails12 tundi tagasi
  • Your sense of humor is beyond your years. I lol by myself to your vids. 🖤

    Danielle MattyDanielle Matty12 tundi tagasi
  • They need you right now, but when they don't, they'll cast you out, like a leper

    ꀗꂑꋊꁅ ꌚꁲꋖꍩꁲꋊꁲꌚꀗꂑꋊꁅ ꌚꁲꋖꍩꁲꋊꁲꌚ12 tundi tagasi
  • I’m so sorry about this whole situation. It really sucks. Eczema can be a huge struggle even for people that have a minor case. I hope you get better soon! :)

    Addy RodesAddy Rodes13 tundi tagasi
  • this appearance gives me kris jenner vibes

    Ελενη ΠΕλενη Π13 tundi tagasi
  • “Your girl is a little thick.” 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️.

    Zeniah WilburnZeniah Wilburn14 tundi tagasi
  • You're not fat. Feel better soon.

    LizaVPLizaVP14 tundi tagasi
  • Joe Sedimentary, we love you even though you have exeggutor.

    Kiko CRKiko CR15 tundi tagasi
  • Robert California down bad

    Daniela AlmarazDaniela Almaraz16 tundi tagasi
  • I miss you what the fuck john beckaucgles

    hatu ushitshahatu ushitsha17 tundi tagasi
  • I have a case of Ezcema that flares up during cold and hot weather. It sometimes can react from the detergents in soaps in stuff or even a simple dryer sheat. My skins sensitive but a cream that helps me is Cortizone-10 idk if you tried it before but if not i hope that helps and you feel better!!! :) you got this john cena!!!

    xdToastyxdToasty17 tundi tagasi
  • Does anyone think that the topical steroids were harming your eye sight and being off of them has helped your eyes heal them selves? Just curious if anyone had the same thought

    Rosie StangerRosie Stanger17 tundi tagasi
  • the queen is in the mullet phase

    lily annlily ann19 tundi tagasi
  • Wow your skin looks really nice and S M O O T H

    Premium MemiumPremium Memium20 tundi tagasi
  • you started to lose you eyebrows... I WoUlD StiLl hAvE Me I cAn t lOsSsE

    Meme FaceMeme Face21 tund tagasi
  • 14:25 so are we just not gonna talk about this John see nothing I think you are a comedic genius

    Samantha LopezSamantha Lopez22 tundi tagasi
  • Have you tried smoking weed

    SSSS23 tundi tagasi
    • Not for the eggccandshcxhugs but for you not itching

      SSSS23 tundi tagasi
  • okay im late but i actually also experienced the same thing with my eyesight. I was a kid back then and I forgot my glasses somewhere because we went swimming. My parents didn't bother getting it back until a few months later. We said (my sister lost hers too) that we do not need it anymore because our eyesights are now good. But parents said that was impossible, so here I am, years later with worse eyesight.

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  • Me, stumbling through highschool for 3 years after i broke my glasses when i was 14 and couldnt afford another: 👩‍🦯🙈

    hoiy vinosahoiy vinosa23 tundi tagasi
  • i love your laugh/giggle so much

    merideth rosemanmerideth roseman23 tundi tagasi
  • 👧👨@ 本当にありがとう。, また、インタラクティブなプロトタイプは機能的に独立した要素に分離されています。私たちの活動の絶え間ない成長と範囲は、割り当てられたタスクに関連して参加者が取った位置をテストする上で興味深い実験です。💝🖤在整個人類歷史上,強者,富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落,氏族,城鎮,城市和鄉村中的弱者,無`'守和貧窮成員。然而,人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕, 大米,被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式,並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物,不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反對於現代世界,一種新的組織活動模型為(現有的)財務和行政條件的形成提供了廣泛的(專家)參與。很難說為什麼項目結構的關鍵特徵是模棱兩可的,並且將被組合成自己種類的整個集群。,他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔,切塊,調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類,在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類 南瓜,並且學會了使用芳香的木煙(如山核桃,山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味g食物煮的時候*

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    • If I were to guess based on absolutely no knowledge, your eyesight probably improved bc of the lack of glasses AND the improved diet. A good diet can fix soooo many issues

      hoiy vinosahoiy vinosa23 tundi tagasi
  • I had this too when I was a toddler and my mom stopped feeding me dairy products and I started feeling (and looking) better soon 🙂👍

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  • carol baskin

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  • love you mama

    Christina LoweChristina LowePäev tagasi
  • Why is she reminding me of Robert California?

    Sydney WyllieSydney WylliePäev tagasi
  • Hey Joanna I also have eczema and the creams that my doctor gave me also stopped working and my face also got in a shedding thingy faze or whatever but I used Vaseline petroleum jelly and let me tell you it works so well😤😤😤

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  • you look like a soccer mom when you wear those sun glasses

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  • Eggs and dairy are the #1 cause of my eczema :( I get a reaction within 24h after I eat it 😭

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    • Watching Joana dancing in the corner just made my day 😊

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  • is mother goose filming?

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  • I had to do a FODMAP elimination diet and it was 6+ weeks of pure agony. HOWEVER, finding out I had IBS and several food intolerances, my stomach aches are 75% less and therefore overall energy levels and therefore MANY other health benefits have increased. It did require a good and strict dietician, but in the end it was worth it. Like our good Joshua Callender says in her video, do not underestimate the influence of food on your health.

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  • that song was a musical masterpiece

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  • im glad youre getting better! also your eyesight likely improved not because you took off your glasses but likely cause your eyes werent being strained as much for a long time

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  • Learned more about my eczema from John cena than my own doctor

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  • It’s okay to gain weight man. Weight gain and loss is like the tide haha

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  • If I were to guess based on absolutely no knowledge, your eyesight probably improved bc of the lack of glasses AND the improved diet. A good diet can fix soooo many issues

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  • you got egssishimarks? just don't scratch 🥰

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  • God I remember watching thing girl when she only had 4 videos up. And about 20k? 200k? She’s grown so much!!! Go Joana!!

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  • how did i miss the dance break that accompanied the pictures at 2:20??? you're on top of the pyramid, john cena!

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  • im meant to be doing homework

    Amanda BurnsAmanda BurnsPäev tagasi
  • 3:50 the dance moms acting

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  • We stan the unproblematic queen Dr. Holly Frazier, but we also have to give recognition to the comedic duo that was Christi and Kelly - they're iconic Also, does anyone know if Vivi Ann recovered from cutting her finger on her moms ring? Can she still dance?

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  • Watching Joana dancing in the corner just made my day 😊

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  • *takes off glasses*

    FruityBootyFruityBooty2 päeva tagasi
  • Remember when she talked about how she shouldn't get a fridge in her room. Well.. she's got a kitchen now xD

    FelixFelix2 päeva tagasi
  • .. or even telling a dead person to just stop being dead and come back to life. - my suggestion for an analogy 'cause I know what it feels like.

    Adonis Zeth IraklidisAdonis Zeth Iraklidis2 päeva tagasi
  • Mitochondria is the powerhouse of cell

    Samriddhi SubediSamriddhi Subedi2 päeva tagasi
  • Lol looks like a hazard to stay away from any school

    Shadow_the_wandererShadow_the_wanderer2 päeva tagasi
  • oh to see without my eyesssds furst time that youuuUu kissedD mEeeeeee boUNDless by the time I crireddd yiu built you walls ARound meeeee WOAHHHH WOAHHH IS MEEEEE

    Charlotte AnneCharlotte Anne2 päeva tagasi
  • jonathan is that a mullet

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  • No taking off your glasses in some cases can help :) i learnt that from a friends so I don’t know if its true but its what she was trying to be able to see better

    Pania GallagherPania Gallagher2 päeva tagasi
  • omg u have free parmisisn cheese

    -idrawforfun --idrawforfun -2 päeva tagasi
  • Sugar TRIGGERS my eggsima (I don’t know how too spell that btw) but anyways I couldn’t imagine how hard it would be for her. Stay strong John Cena there’s only 40% more too get rid of! 😋

    Lucille JohnsonLucille Johnson2 päeva tagasi
  • Stash chamomile tea is absolutely nasty... I love chamomile and that is not it. please try the celestial seasonings kind! I promise its better. Good luck with your recovery! Rooting for you

    lmnopxxx123lmnopxxx1232 päeva tagasi
  • Thank you for the updates!!! Without your weekly videos, youtube has been bland. Good luck on healing happy to hear you're doing better

    Maria MuryMaria Mury2 päeva tagasi
  • Hey sissies

    Bryant Benitez FloresBryant Benitez Flores2 päeva tagasi
  • joana, in the nicest way possible you kinda look like a celebrity who had a huge scandal and ten years later emerges from the shadows and goes on a small podcast

    India BellIndia Bell2 päeva tagasi

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  • When I had really bad eczema I nicknamed myself freddy Krueger .

    Shrek SimpShrek Simp2 päeva tagasi
    • Bestie 🥰 wow

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  • Girl I love you !! You’re so fuckin smart and funny and incredibly inspiring. I truly hope you get some more relief

    Ana TeaAna Tea2 päeva tagasi
  • John cena, that’s a lot of skin.

    Leanne MarieLeanne Marie2 päeva tagasi
  • I hope your exxisomonomi gets better

    LanLan2 päeva tagasi
  • You may already do this but I got into strict routine of moisturizing the second I got out of the shower. Aveeno baby lotion (it’s unscented) is the only kind that didn’t burn my skin and actually helped keep it moisturized. I was in the same boat.. I couldn’t walk without being in excruciating pain. But when I started using dove sensitive skin body wash, All free and clear detergent, and aveeno lotion that’s when I finally seen a difference and eventually got better. It’s been almost two years since but I’ve not had a problem since and still use the same routine.

    Hannah WhitworthHannah Whitworth2 päeva tagasi
  • sending you sooo much love - i honestly adore you

    Eloise WEloise W2 päeva tagasi
  • So proud of you Johnson & Johnson vaccine! Keep it up!

    Brendon Morris-DiceBrendon Morris-Dice2 päeva tagasi
  • Hi my favourite EEworldr😃🤚

    It’s LynnIt’s Lynn2 päeva tagasi
  • She looks like Millie Bobby Brown But in a good way

    No one Needs to knowNo one Needs to know2 päeva tagasi
  • 2:00 😭😭

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  • Hey joanna ive been an old fan first of all you look healthy beautiful and thank god your smile lights up a room! And second of all I pray you get better with time its just a time process and its challenging but youre up for it! Luv U

    Moe BayMoe Bay2 päeva tagasi
  • don't worry sir jim I have a solution. snuff some good old crack Croatia and the pain will simply disappear. works like a charm I say so my self

    jediah Jamesjediah James2 päeva tagasi
  • We have the same eyesight😂😂😂💔💕

    KannotKannot2 päeva tagasi

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    • She's allergic, from how much i know

      Alex newbieAlex newbie2 päeva tagasi
  • I'm allergic to mosquitoes and so when I get a bite, it swells really bad and is super hot and red, the itch is intense. I've also had dermatitis on my scalp so I know it's as bad as that. What helps me not to itch is to slap the area. I get the same relief but without tearing into my skin. Might not work perfectly but it could help.

    Rachmaninov was EmoRachmaninov was Emo2 päeva tagasi
  • I had the same experience with the glasses and people never believed me xd

    Violence TechniqueViolence Technique2 päeva tagasi
  • sometimes i like to paint myself blue swim to the bottom of the pacific ocean steal noodles from centre before i go down to the bottom and drag chipmunks down to their demise. joanna i know we're different but can you relate with me eating chipmunk nuts im sorry okay IM FUCKING SORRY i know i wasnt a good enough friend but now this dragging peppa pig into this EAT MY DOUVET COVER MAGGOT

    Finny 123Finny 1232 päeva tagasi
  • Wow John Cicada. Eschamezimesamzsacasa sounds like a curse.

    KiM sEOkJinKiM sEOkJin2 päeva tagasi
  • Sorry but you look like millie bobby brown

    RhazenRhazen2 päeva tagasi
  • I'm very happy to hear you are doing better, I have learned a lot about eczema after hearing your story it has really opened my eyes to see how much eczema can affect your daily life. I have very much enjoyed watching your videos over the years and am excited to see what is the future holds for you 😁

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  • I missed u so much

    Sarah SearingSarah Searing2 päeva tagasi
  • eggsazemaa sucks im sorry

    Ivy WIvy W2 päeva tagasi
  • Girl I felt that. My prescription is a -7.50

    Adriana MartiAdriana Marti2 päeva tagasi
  • You look like my grandma 😟 (compliment)🥶

    Taymi FonsecaTaymi Fonseca2 päeva tagasi
    • I think it’s the hair and glasses

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